24/7 coustomer support

I was having some difficulty with making my website so I went on to the tech 24/7 coustomer support page. I typed in what was my problem and waited but no response came. I was home alone so I couldn't ask anyone else so I saw their "24/7 telephone support" and I dialed 000-000-0000 (I dont remember their # so lets call it that).

".... .... .... Hello I am sorry but we are not available at this time, please check that you called during our open hours. If you would like to reach us at our 24/7 telephone help line please dial 000-000-0000."

WTF I JUST CALLED YOU IDIOTS ON THAT NUMBER AND GOT YOUR DUMB MESSAGE

Things to do before I die: (part 1)

1. Get a tshirt that says "LIFE" on it and hand out lemons to people randomly.
2. Put banana pudding in a mayo jar and eat it in public.
3. Hire two private investigators to follow each other.
4. Get in a crowded elevator and say " I bet you're all wondering why I gathered all of you here".
5. Wear 70's clothing and go into a store and ask what year it is. After they respond, yell "it worked!"
6. Go around in a convertible with "Eye of the Tiger" on very loud and shout encouragement at joggers.
7. Take a wooden ball and decorate it like a pinata. Tell people if they break it they can keep the candy.
8. Go into a resturant and when they ask if you want a table respond; No, we want to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.

The best thing I did on Paint

This is my beloved wallpaper I made. I looked and searched a lot before I gave up on trying to find all of my favorite characters on one background.... Then I remembered- I have the power of PAINT! So for 2 days and a total of like 5 hours of cropping and drawing ( I did the grass, noface, the tree and big totoro and the background of clouds) it was done! So here you go.

"prove you're human"

While creating and signing up for a blog spot and posting comments they all ask for "prove you're not a robot" "prove you're human" "prove it by typing these super tiny not readable words and if you ask for a different set then we'll make it finer print at your convenience." I hate you robot sniffers. That's what they are, there to stop robots from hacking and to cause grief and wasted time for people to try to make out those unreadable letters. And thats life.